1st joke :little boy is in the bath tub with his mum looks down and ask's" whats that ?"

mum replies "thats my sponge"

boy says "oohh thats why"

mum ask's "why sweetie ?"

boys says"it's ok i see daddy getting his face washed with the sponge by the baby sitter every afternoon .

2nd joke ;bloke walks into a chemist shop .

bloke ask's:"... full post

ok here it is what if the company you work for changes the rules

1.no weekend work

2.you can not work after 6pm

3.a time sheet with all sites you have been too say time at 1st site then time at 2nd site etc working via a grid plan .

ok here's what i get

1.calls saturday and sunday no penalty rate flat rate

2.hmm calls saturday and sunday at times 7pm ,8pm or 3am etc no claim for answering these... full post

have been on another site wont mention which one as not aloud too but here's what happend .

an evil prick posted on as a female 25yrs etc nice to talk to every bloke trying to chat to her, 6 weeks after she came in and a relative was on her profile telling everyone that she had past away so every one went to forums to give condolences and this so called relative was thanking everyone for there... full post

ok guys if you had to write an autobiograhpy what would be the title ?.... full post