Posted by Digitalmess at 11:48PM, 28/Jun/07.
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Yeah well its me again and i think this one goes hand in hand with my last post...ever done anything stooooopid, I bet yall got some stories in your closet, and here is the time to let them out. Cmon dont be scared we are gonna laugh with you and not at you cause shit well all been there and now we are here.
I,ve heard stories bout men pickin up Trannies n stuff well my stuff ups where never that bad well i bloody well hope not anyway.....I,ve had the holiday flirt go wrong or given my number to someone that in the dark atmosphere in the club sorta looked ok when under the well i will call it influence, at this point a small question why is it you can sue Smoke companyies for getting cancer McDonalds for spilling hot coffee on yourself at the drive thru but you can't sue Bundy Rum for all the Ugly people you,ve taken home....Nothing to serous i'll keep it shallow just a thought for yall to play with.
Well my holiday Flirt gone wrong.... i was a long haired Jim Morrison wanna by at 18 shit i should have gottan a nobel prise back then as all teenages i new everything... a real smart ass i was HMMMM guess somethings never change... Shit brb i hear Family guy on TV... gotta love it...Now where was i ..oh yeah i was chattin up a prurdy senorita in Spain thinkin dig you gonna get lucky tonight whoooo hooooo but as the title sugest this story not one with that happy endding i was lookin for... So there i was usein all my bad ass moves and lines and trying to make her want me, thought gee im glad im not 18 anymore....and chassing the norty bits 24/7..... shit Dig get on with it so again there i was in spain with a prurdy senorita all horney and ready to go. So i turn around to let me mates know that im going on a midnight stroll down the beach and turn back and here she is doing the norty on the bonet of a parked car with the next best Aussie.....gee and i wanted to be all romantic and go to the beach well i did think i knew it all...best was the other guy looked me and said not your night HA.....but that the way the cookie crumble i guess.
Been a few since then too and being single again just means that it more than likely wont be the last.... and here i am shareing way too much with you all.....
Cheers Dig