Can it be true that I've finally entered the 21st century and am utilizing the internet for more than masturbatory purposes?

Creating the profile was the first dilemma. The natural male instinct is to LIE. The equation is simple...SUBTRACT years and ADD inches. But, as I've found over the years, it's easier to keep track of the TRUTH. So, fuck it. I'm here in all my glory.

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