I'm looking for a good woman (or a BAD one) to spend some time with...let me tease you and please you.
I have a good sense of humour and WILL make you laugh (and not just when you see me naked!!)....let's chat.

YES..I DO have other photos once I get to know you I'll send them your way...and, unlike others on here, they won't be pics I've scanned of Calvin Klein models!!!
One on a million..at least! I have a great sense of humour, love going to the movies, romance (heh heh, that should suck them in...note to self: remember to delete this comment prior to putting it online), great in-depth chats and lots more. Oh, there's nothing I like more than a good horror movie. I'm also on a health-kick..go to Boot Camp at the gym three times a week and would love a jogging buddy. I'm hardly Charles Atlas...but am a lot fitter than I was..and it has given me a zest for life. I am (all modesty aside) one of the most caring people you will ever meet...this has lead to being hurt in the past (insert dramatic music here)but who HASN'T been hurt before eh? I believe luggage is only good for travel and I don't carry any emotional baggage with me...I prefer to learn from my experiences and move on. I genuinely like to learn about the person I am with...not in that superficial "hurry up and stop talking so I can talk about myself again" way that seems so common.
My humour verges on the sarcastic and BLUE at times, though I can restrain myself if that's not your bag.

As I said, I'm a LOT fitter than I used to be...going so far as saying I actually ENJOY exercise these days (previously the words "exercise" and "enjoy" would be akin to using the words "cheese grater" and "testicles" in the same sentence!!). Not an egotistical gym-nerd...just someone who needed to make a change and is rapidly becomming happy with himself physically. I am about 10kg off my goal weight.
This new health kick has also given me the sexual intensity of a T-Rex (I'm assuming they were horny all the time...they're extinct so I can't ask them!).
I'm looking for a friend/ fuck-buddy/relationship...whatever comes my way.
I'm kind-hearted, honest, reliable, non-judgemental and have a great sense of humour!!
I ADORE giving massages (great way to get to know someone). Let me work my magic fingers on you???

Love all kinds of women...cuddly, petite, more-to-love, everyone is worthwhile in their own way. I'll treat you with respect and kindness and expect the same in return.

Whatever gets YOU off I'm willing to try!!!!

Horror movies mainly.

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Reality

True Crime

I'm open to trying new things

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