I am horny. That's why I'm here, so you can help me out with that. Please help me out. You will be rewarded handsomely, I will make it worth your while (I need helping on a regular basis, so you have to be satisfied to or you wouldn't come back right). I don't want a relationship, I don't want romance, no holding hands and cuddles. No strings (cable ties, hand cuffs, silk ties, ok, just no strings) no baggage. We aren't moving in together, so leave your bags at home. And your underwear, you won't need that either. My favourite colour is pink, I love pink. I will wear pink just about any where, I'm not shy. I'll wear pink where ever you want , when ever you want. I'm always ready ....are you? Can you keep up? I want you to try. Can you out do me?? I want you to try. Challenge accepted?? Look forward glad hearing from you. Nar fuck that, I look forward to hearing you scream/moan/swear/beg, everyone's fifferent but I intend to make you do all 4. Game on

Spontaneous wild firey unpredictable unstable. I will fuck missionary in a bed, if it's all that's offered, but I rather every where else. Location location location. Fucking should be exciting, entertaining and thrilling. You go to bed to sleep. Are you bored?

I fantasise about getting some. I fantasize a lot. My hand is sore.

Ones with no story line, No talking and no acting

Elevator music

They don't show porn on tv, will watch a doco every now and then

Stick books

Muffin, taco, cup cake, crumpet, fish burger and smashed crap.

I like getting my rod out

Wanking that's about it unless I've got my rod out