Why do I waste my time with these things ... here, complete honesty, I'm an overweight depressed unattractive middle aged widower with three teenaged children who are respectively oppositionally defiant, resistantly argumentative and finally attention deficit.

I am both opinionated and disconnected.

Go on, love me as I am, 'cause I'm not going to change for you.

Breathing Single Female Catholic with enormous ... patience, a woman who is intelligent, glamorous, virtuous during courting but wildly passionate after the nuptials - you must be perfect, I'm not interested unless you are way too good for me and completely out of my league.

Marry me, I promise to send you insane.

At the moment any sex is a fantasy