Have lived, made mistakes, occasionally repeated them. Guess this isn't really the sort of stuff that would attract a potential 'friend' but after several feelers from colleagues thought this might be a goer - don't shit in yr own nest is my philosophy. Seen it happen. Someone always gets the arse and I happen to like working where I am. If yr still reading this drivel then you're a better man than me! (joking about the 'man' bit ). Ok........I love big women.

This bit should be easy.....a lady with big legs and an even bigger butt. That's the physical bit. Must be emotionally stable - or as stable as you could expect in this situation. That's probably blown it but the fact of the matter is I see enough female nutters in my job and choose to avoid them in my private life. You'll have some character in your face and cellulite on yr legs - yeah I'm a realist and have never been drawn to the airbrushed type. How about the Jennifer Hawkins crapola? Give me a real woman any day!

Dead Poets, Message in a Bottle, Heat, any number of old westerns. Anything that depicts friendship, loyalty and trust. Geez I'm sounding like an absolute ponce!

Fleetwood Mac, Melanie Safka, Neil Young - anything of that vintage really.