Hi there. I'm new to the area and interested in meeting new people. Maybe for a fling, maybe not. I'm a little old-fashioned and I desire to make genuine, offline connections with people. You won't find me on social media; no Snap, no IG, no FB, no Twitter, and especially no TikTok (God. Please. No TikTok). I'm a little nerdy and a connoisseur of the finest dad jokes. Look forward to hearing from you.

Interested in people who look after their health. Not attracted to very overweight or very underweight body types. Absolutely must be a non-smoker. Also, I'm not interested in your pronouns. I'm GenX; there are two genders. Y'know?