Everyone lies and so shall I;)
I'm a disgusting individual with a tiny penis (you wont feel a thing), I'm poor, boring, last 3 seconds (if I can get it up) and have absolutely no class.

If that hasn't turned you on then how about my huge gut, bad temper and complete lack of intelegence, humor or sexual skills.

I would prefer if we don't talk at all, except after the wedding (only to tell me whats for dinner) and I simply hate the site of a woman in the throws of passion.
As a matter of fact, I prefer unfit old women who just lie there quietly.

If you would like to meet the real me, lets have a friendly chat. No strings.

I'm attracted to women who know what they want and take it. Women who are wild and crazy, experimental and passionate, brilliant and georgeous.

Above all else, you must have flexability, stamina, stregnth and a lovely little bum ;) I'm not your average Joe girls, and I'm not looking for your average Jane.

All of them of course, and sometimes at the same time.

Those rare gems with a real plot and a real message.

Indy, electronica, ie:jjj

Doco's, cartoons and anything strange and wonderful.

Thought provoking ones.

anything raw, and lots of it.

Into all sports, surf play footy and do boxing. really into the gym and just completed finance and accounting double major.

-durst88