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I was here a while ago and had some fun times and met interesting people... And the opposite! :)

But that's half the fun, right?

I'm still far too talented at getting myself into trouble, but it's more fun if you'll come too...

Soooo... I've had some time recently to just waste...

...and then I got bored.

So I built a fucking machine. And now I'm looking to get myself into more trouble and I really am certain it will be more fun if you cum too!

Regular folks who are honest, enjoy life and a laugh and won't die wondering. I enjoy meeting all sorts of people who have opinions and care about stuff and like to chat about any sort of idea - silly, sane and naughty. Preferably all of them!

At this point in time, I'm just looking for women or couples who'd like to come and test my fucking machine. Tell me what you like, tell me what you don't. Make a big mess - enjoy! I love being part of that magical moment when your world explodes - again and again and again and...

I'm equally happy being the discrete, respectful observer, staying in my seat, mentally high-fiving your awesomeness while you cum your brains out, as I am getting more involved.

What would you like?

Well... What if - hang on, I'll message you the rest if you want...

Heavenly Creatures
Short Bus
...and I'm a man, so I'm obligated to say anything with Debbie or Dallas in it

Ran out of space

Breaking Bad - best show ever. GoT. Watching Orphan Black atm...

Ran out of space again

Spicy goodness please - don't mind what type :)

Horizontal rhumba

...similar to my sporting interests

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