As a successful Self Help Author of many years I, Reg Bartley, have been both lucky and unlucky in love over my years on this planet. My wife Beatrice (deceased) was considered my life partner until she was hit by a tram on the way to the her annual Knitting Contest.
I'm an intellectual, however, have the stamina of a horse - when it comes to Crosswords that is! Having said that, I have yet to meet a horse with the mental or physical capabilities to complete a crossword puzzle.
I'm aware that love doesn't just fall in your lap (unless of course you slip the bouncer a fifty), but I'm always prepared to chat. I'm a man with a weatlh of knowledge and am good friends with Dr. Phil.
I would like my final words to be "Anna Nicole, it was worth it".
Favourite sexual fantasy:
I once dreamt a young lady lifted up her skirt past her knee.
Favourite movies:
Anything by Charlie Chaplin
Favourite music:
Benny Goodman and the Sausage Band
Favourite TV shows:
I'm still not familiar with the talky box.
Favourite books:
Anything by me, Reg Bartley. My current favourite is my most recent self help book "The Secret: How To Scam People With False Hope".
Favourite food:
Chicken Wings
My Kind of Partner
Fellow intellectuals, with a friendly smile and have some knowledge regarding the depression of the early '30s.
As a successful Self Help Author of many years I, Reg Bartley, have been both lucky and unlucky in love over my years on this planet. My wife Beatrice (deceased) was considered my life partner until she was hit by a tram on the way to the her annual Knitting Contest.
Posted 19/Jun/07 at 10:02AM
