Ponderings....
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
If midnight snacking is such a bad thing, why is there a light in the fridge?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If Olive oil is made from Olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the pedestrian button at traffic lights more than once make them change faster?
NEW: If Superman has x-ray vision, why do you never see him with a stiffy?
Feels free to add your ponderings in the comments below :)
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(Private Profile) - 28 Nov, 11
-nux, why have I on occasion got so aggravated with my netbook being so slow that I have now nearly broken the stupid key on it and why have I chucked it on the floor when it didn't work once? That won't fix it
and why do people whack the tv set when it won't work?
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(Private Profile) - 28 Nov, 11
-Why are computer connection leads called ribbon leads when they are never put in anyone's hair?
Why doesn't the fridge light turn off when you start to close the door and not went the door is actually closed? It is not like you are going to be looking in the door until the very last millisecond. Turning it off earlier would conserve power which is better for the environment.
Why do people when approaching a green light slow and sometimes brake but when approaching an amber light they speed up?
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(Private Profile) - 27 Nov, 11
-I wonder what society would be like if the bible was written by dr zeuss
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(Private Profile) - 28 Nov, 11
-I wonder why vegetarian eat chicken flavoured noodles?
Also have vegetarians ever pondered to realise that animal products are in the gelatine capsules for their medications and bath products come in, let alone the glues to stick their vegan shoes together, even jewellery products. sorry to any vego's out there
Brunswick Heads, NSW, AU
You mean who shot Mr Burns, right?
Get with the times, man !
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