Sex Ed.

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Updated 14 Jan, 13 - 9 Comments.

One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her
friend had told her where babies come from.

Amused, her mother replied:
"Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mummy and Daddy take off all of their
clothes, and the Daddy's thingee sort of stands up,and then Mummy puts
it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get
babies".

Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said,
"Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's
how you get jewellery!"