Mr Saturday Night Special

I sat down last night with my boys to watch a DVD, they had chosen Quantum of Solace. Although they had seen it before, I haven't as yet watched either of the latest with the new Bond hero. I was pretty thankful it wasn't their usual choice of an Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell or horror flick and they assured me I would like it. About twenty minutes in I lost interest. Whilst I did appreciate Daniel Craig's rugged good looks and icy blue eyes (and certainly more convincing than Pearce Brosnan) I just couldn't warm to the plot. Secret agents in $7,000 Armani dinner suits jumping out of planes and saving damsels in distress just doesn't do it for me, especially after watching 2 of the best movies I have seen in ages recently (Slumdog Millionaire and Grand Torino). I reached for a purchase I had made earlier in the day...Cleo magazine. Now I never buy it, I find the same old rehashed articles about power playing in the office and achieving 16 orgasms in one session absolute trash. However, there is one edition every year I do make an exception for, the Bachelor of the Year pictorial. Pup on knee happily chewing the corners of the mag, I immediately flipped to the section. My boys were engrossed in their movie although occasionally flipping back to TV for the footy scores, they didn't notice I was no longer watching. Well boy oh boy oh boy oh boy, I have to say, very entertaining! 50 gorgeous guys to peruse and drool over, not that they come close to our very own FF male fraternity ;) you've got to have a peek girls, umm, and boys if you feel so inclined. I've ranked my favourites below. Here's the web link: http://www.cleo.com.au/bachelors09_bachelor_home.html

Nacho Pop, (if he was christened that, his parents should be shot).Very cheeky smile and shoulders you could break rocks on. He is looking for a spot to store all his shoes - I'm offering, under my bed any day!

Rhys Uhlich, wow, I just can't get past that V under his hips and the bad boy stare. He likes to dress up as a shark, mmm, bite me!

Blake Pattenden, confident smile and stance, gorgeous eyes. He sounds very domesticated, ok, I'd be putting him in nothing but an apron and chaining him to my sink!

And finally, for the 'what the hell were they thinking entrant'

Axle Whitehead, I mean really, isn't this the nob who flashed his knob on national TV at the Aria's? Not to mention the greasy cowlick and dumbass look on his face. He actually admits to including Billy Ray Cyrus on his ultimate playlist. Blindfold me, plug my ears and don't even think about touching my achy breaky heart!