Christmas Songs

Oh my god I forgot about that one. Used to be one of my favorites. The pogues at Christmas always makes me laugh so hard

kay so this isn't xmas related, but blokes got 4yr old singing along with the oompa loompas 'Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo',
but instead of do-ba-dee-doo, somehow she ends up singing 'hairy hairy do..'
cracks me up.

the only one I know is a slightly different version of yours.

Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robyn ran away,
Batmobile lost its wheel,
All on Christmas day, hey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJoXCwkPV uncle used to play this at Christmas....cracker

Deck the halls with gasoline, falalalalalalalala, light a match and watch it glisten, falalalalalalalala, burn the school right down to ashes, falalalalalalalala, aren't you glad we played with matches, falalalalalalalala! Hahaha! This was my fav as a kid, now I like;
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Sandra's got a hickey on the end of his cock! Mrs Claus is pregnant, the elves are all gay, and Santas rooting Rudolph at the end of the sleigh!

Oh of course there is also "I saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus"

I always like the added backlines for Rudolph the rednosed reindeer.

hmm, I have one

have you heard that the pharmacy is selling Chocolate coated tampons?

no...

Especially for the Christmas Period....

(insert..... uhhhh honestly in here)

Ask people...its pretty funny the face you get asking

I recall a Kevin bloody wilson one

Had to google it though

Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

thanks toweznu3