Women can allow themselves to feel safe with me. I have never intentionally hit or hurt anyone in my life and I despise men who harm women and children.

Gangsters, rabble-rousers and a large assortment of offensive, smelly riff-raff

I have a thing for a cheeky 20-something budding young woman keen to bounce and just go for it. I like a woman who likes to be watched. I like a woman who can create laughter.

If it isn't rap, hip-hop, R&B, opera, any of those banana metal genres, country, western (?) or country and western, then it can probably stay.

Any sport that's played to the death.