Ok, so pretty much everyone on here has a similar profile, going on about how they are down to earth and have a great sense of humour..........

Well here is my effort.

I am a pom. Came over to join the cops and quit. Since then I have been bumming around doing anything that took my fancy and often taking a job, but not even bothering to turn up on day 1.

I live in a share house with a couple of mates who took pity on me.

I have moments of intense arrogance, self pity and moodiness. I have no sense of style, and most days look like I got dressed, in the dark, with the aid of a blind man!

As an ex cop, I am cynical about everyone and everything, and constantly question everyone's motives, especially if they are being nice to me.

I have no known sense of humour, and I am only attracted to girls 10 years younger than me, who are extremely attractive and guaranteed to break my heart, well if I had a heart to break!

I am a player, and will think nothing of sleeping with your best mate five minutes after you have introduced me.

I am also a border line alcoholic, and will be incapable of holding any sort of conversation unless I have downed a bottle of bourbon.

I spend 95% of my time with my best friend, who is a girl, and the moment you get jealous or shitty, I'll dump you.

If I am interested I will be clingy possessive and jealous, and dump all my friends to spend every moment I can with you, suffocating you! Oh and I am extremely shallow!

On the up side, I have some friends who think I am an ok sort of guy, well at least they put up with me, so maybe I'm OK.............nah!

Don't expect me to send you a message because I'm not paying for stamps on here. ;-)

Now that the bullshit is out of the way, come and say hi! ;-)

Someone fun, interesting, outgoing and intelligent! Someone up for a good time and a good laugh.