Well I'm Aussie through and through. At 6'2" and about 100kg I can take care of all of your needs, no rest until you're satisfied.

If you're bright, smart and fun to hang with I'd really like to meet you

Pretty much anything so long as it isn't dubstep

Black books, mighty boosh, it crowd, the office (UK)

Aussie rules, cricket, golf, darts, soccer...