I HOPE MY WIFE DOESN'T SEE THIS - and who the hell does she think she is being on a flirting app.

I'm kidding - I'm single.

Originally from Vancouver, Canada (I’m telling you - we’re saying “out”, not “ooot”)

My passion is teaching health and nutrition, and created a lifestyle system that has everyone around me begging me to take it global, so I'm developing it into an online knowledge business - and yet I can't cook much more than spaghetti bolognese (typical man).

I'm also known for having a sense of humour that will put Robin Williams to shame (well .... he's dead - so it's not like he can go toe to toe with me).

So if you are a woman who embodies a healthy lifestyle fueled by passion. affection and intimacy, I want you to send me a personal message.

However, if the depth of your search criteria is based on being able to tell your GF's how hot some guy looks, then there are plenty of Gymbo's with no neck on this site that would be perfect for you (look for the ones wearing the t-shirts with sayings like "I can lift your house").

I know what I want and am selective, so don’t feel bad if I don’t reply...I know you do the same thing all the time ;)

I love a woman who celebrates her femininity. I like a woman who is independent but needs my strength when she is not her best. A woman who lives for affection and intimacy, and who loves my wacky, unique and adventurous surprises.

I like a woman who is emotionally strong, willing to take risks and has a sense of adventure.

Obviously being in Nutrition Physiology, I want a woman who is healthy, slim and no couch potato. I'm looking for someone with as much energy as I have (although a night once in a while on the couch watching a movie is a must).

If you smoke, drink to excess or do drugs - that's a different chemistry (literally) that doesn't mix with mine.