Okiez. Well I HATE sport.... and anything to do with sport. I enjoy anything marginally cultural, have an open mind and, I'm told, have a skewed sense of humour. Oh, and I really dislike sport.... did I mention that?

Well, having a heartbeat is always a plus, though probably not a necessity...

....well this guy in a Batman costume comes in with a bucket of soapy eels.... sorry, what was the question again?

Married with 3 children, Self Employed hard working lonely guy looking for a lovely lady to have some discreet fun with

-Cando78

Im a fun guy up for anything ready to rock ur world ladies i can be very discreet if necessary

-Buckley720