I'm a bit of a smart arse, not you're stereotypical sleaze bag on here. Love going out and having a drink or 5 with mates :). I won't say much else cos that defeats the excitement of engaging conversation. Does that even happen on here?

I really value intelligence and personality as important as looks. Interested in someone with a good body, but not too skinny like the anos on the catwalk! Good legs and thighs are a turn on. And if any part of you is fake, then take a hike :P