I'm a bastard. A bastard coated bastard with bastard filling. Seriously though, I'm an adult. I like adult things. But if you have a childish sense of humour and like to have fun then PLEASE CONTACT ME!! (dark, complex and sophisticated senses of humour are also acceptable)

Fun people, quiet people, people with an opinion that they aren't afraid to share, politically incorrect people, people who understand that spontaneity sometimes trumps abiding by the law, that girl who lives in apartment 12c, I wonder if she likes wine...