I'm intensely loyal, I love a good challenge, I'm a perfectionist, I'm independent, I like to cook, I've been all over the world, I'm a combat veteran, I'm an expert marksman, I speak German, I once won first place in an yodeling competition, I scuba dive, I can fix anything, I play guitar and sing, my third grade teacher once told me that my comma usage was among the worst she's ever seen.

Anybody who knows their way around Melbourne and wouldn't mind showing me around a bit