I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with a bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, spiders scare the crap out of me, I cry when I watch Sad movies, I swear too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy?

You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.

affection starved looking for mature women who is actually interested in meeting and enjoying each other privacy garrenteed hope someone replys

-brave09

Married but looking for distreet hookups. Pretty much up for anything . Nothing serious at all and local if possible but willing to compromise.

-Petey123

Normal bloke looking for fun sex from affectionate girl looking for Same. No strings attached. Love good food and wine and conversations

-Bilbs

Hey! I’m pretty damn awesome. Come And have a chat! I like to have a laugh and keep things fun.

-Jim84_r

Fun and friendly survive type recently out of a relationship in need of some company a few drinks to start off with maybe a meal

-Iamnemo

Have a great sense of humour. Love long conversations over coffee or wine. Enjoy the beach and walks with my dogs. Up for almost anything

-JohanH