Lover of a good glass of wine, good company, sports - playing more than watching, reading all kinds of books and playing a variety of sports, and cycling.

Oh wake up, it's not that boring is it???

OK, I admit - uninspiring so far.

Physically I'm of average height with dark hair, blue eyes, strongly built and in good shape, pretty good looking - well I think so anyway, and that's got to count for something, right?

I'm not looking for a serious relationship, just a woman to see regularly and have fun with no strings attached.

Hit me up if that suits you and you live around the Newcastle area.

Looking forward to meeting a nice sexy woman, but not holding my breath!

Ideal woman: long blonde hair, hourglass figure, sexy mind smart & savvy and just a tad submissive in bed.

But like your tall dark and handsome prince, such women are hard to find, and there are plenty of fun women who do not fit that bill who would still be lots of fun to get to know. So let's look at the non-negotiables.

* Must be a red-blooded woman. I love intelligent women, but if you're bookish but not really interested in sex, then please move on. I'm not looking for platonic friends.

* Must be smart & socially savvy. I'm not into overly loud women, I prefer women who enjoy making a good one on one connection rather than a social butterfly.

* Must not be a time waster. I'm not interested in endless chat going nowhere. If I'm talking to you, I'm interested in meeting at some point, so would expect an exchange of details before we've sent a dozen messages back and forth.

* You must genuinely like men. Man haters need not apply, and if I've contacted you and discover you feel that way about men, I will take things no further with you.

That's enough for now. If you're out there, great, but I'm not holding my breath. Most women on these kind of sites are inundated with messages from men, which makes it hard for a man to get his message across.

If I do send you a message, know that I took the time to read your profile first. I wouldn't have contacted you if I didn't find something attractive about you.

If you reached all the way to the bottom, then thank you. Send me a message including the word serendipity and know what it means, and maybe we can play together sometime soon.

GK