I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ – twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping martinis… shaken, not stirred.

…Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good martini and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class. Message me for more straight talk, and I’ll send you FB links, photos of science fair trophies, and much MUCH more

Fun loving, humorous, classy and sexy